National Grab Ass Day

A dumbass, disgusting, inexcusable day that was made by incels who don't understand why a woman has never touched them.

Incel- It's National Grab Ass Day! I'm going to grab Stephanie's ass.

Girl- Wtf is wrong with ur head

by emotionalgayboy June 20, 2021

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national subway day

national subway day! grab yourself some subway on June 21 for the first day of summer.

“Hey, it’s national subway day! Let’s get some subway!”

by Playwise_203 June 20, 2021

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National Starbucks Day

On June 21, your friends, parents, or guardians buy you what ever you want from Starbucks.

Parents buy you Starbucks because it’s National Starbucks day

by National holiday June 21, 2021

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National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day falls on July 31st to celebrate LGBTQ+ heritage in San Fransisco. It is a fringe subset, following the pride month of June. It signals the end of the month with a "bang". ;)

Brandon: Hey what are you doing today?

Eugene: I'm celebrating the 31st, National Suck Dick Day!
Brandon: Oh shoot was that today??? I forgot my Listerine.

by Eugene Platter June 22, 2021

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