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Wake

A Chad so profoundly Giga, that the term GigaChad no longer amply accommodates for the enormity of such Chad-dom. A raw concentration of Sigma energy, this type of man derives no fulfillment from fitting neatly into the expectations or assumptions of the world around him -- he acts independently in pursuit of his greatest and truest self. Also, big cum. BIG cum. Cries after cumming. Too much cum. Ouch. Small balls tho. Sorry.

Informally used to describe a particularly copious and robust ejaculation.
Dave: See that guy at the other end of the urinal trough?

Mike: Looks like real Chad.

Dave: Not with those small balls and all that coom. That's a WAKE.

Mike: Agreed.

informal-- Becca: "Domino gave me a real Wake last night. That thing wouldn't stop."
by GIGAGIGA September 16, 2021
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Wake up and smell the music

A phrase used to let someone know they need to recognize the severity of their words. They need to accept reality and see they went too far.
"John, you need to wake up and smell the music. You calling Kathy a whore was really mean."
by Janky Mary July 25, 2021
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national wake your s.o. up day

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june
“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch
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Wake up victim

It's what Ezy and other alpha bullies say to wake up their victims and toss them around
Wake up victim it's time to torment you some more
by Kevlol June 23, 2021
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Chrissy Wake Up

Eddie Says: Chrissy Wake Up, I don't like this, Chrissy Wake Up, Hey Hello, Time to wake up (2x), Can you hear me Chrissy, wake up, I don't like this Chrissy Wake Up.
by Dontknowname2 August 9, 2022
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chrissy wake up

the song that at first was a funny appreciation of a character (eddie munson) and the actor's hard work in this role, that has later transformed into the only three words stranger things obsessed kids scream at you in the hallway when you tell them it is in fact illegal and just wrong to stalk joseph quinn's location and show up to his holiday house.
"yeah idk i think that was going a bit very far, yknow stalking his location and showing up to his house and all"

"ugh u dont get it - CHRISSY WAKE UP I DONT LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKE UP, HEY HELLO, TIME TO WAKE UP TIME TO WAKE UP CAN YOU HEAR ME WAKE UP CHRISSY I DONT LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKE UP"
by elmointhewild August 17, 2022
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chrissy wake up

Some line from Eddie that cringe stranger fans yell 24/7
and no not all fans only the cringe ones
Emma: CHRISSY WAKE UP, I DON-
Kai: stfu your chrissy ass
by megumisgf August 18, 2022
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