Justin vs Khabib

It's fantastic! I'm watching the highlights again and it's hilarious because Justin was piecing him up with the stand-up and sprawled the takedown but Khabib just TOOK HIM DOWN ANYWAY!

Justin vs Khabib

Justin *Spawls takedown* "No."

Khabib "No to your 'No' motherfucker. Yes!" *Proceeds to take him down anyway as though he did not just get his fucking takedown stuffed*

Justin "Gah! Oh God I'm being strangled!"

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Alexa Grasso vs Valentina Shevchenko

Hahahahaha! That was great! Great finish!

*Alexa Grasso vs Valentina Shevchenko*

Valentina Shevchenko "ROGAN SENP- Ah shit I'm being strangled! Gahk!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Plants Vs Zombies heroes

The one gay game that niggers play

Person 1: Hey i play Plants vs zombies heroes
Person 2: Fuck you

by Monebt bruh November 28, 2021

kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked

Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.

As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!

by QuacksO April 28, 2022

winner vs. wiener

A comparison of someone with a successful track record due to his having a mental "backbone", as opposed to a cowardly weakling who is reluctant to speak up or try anything new/risky/unconventional because he fears failure and/or offending someone, and so he lives a life of stagnation, shame, and mediocrity.

To determine which side of the "winner vs. wiener" scale you are, consider whether or not you're willing to "go out on a limb" for the potential betterment of your life, take an unpopular view in the interests of morals or progress, or to step out of the crowd and stick up for someone else.

by QuacksO October 28, 2022

upstairs vs. downstairs hangover

Refers to da ratio of how much your "upstairs" hangovers (i.e., "morning after" headaches, nausea, etc.) affect da flabby "hangover" --- i.e., floppily-drooping beer gut --- dat gradually develops "downstairs". Generally speaking it'll be about equal; in other words, da more alcohol you guzzle, da more of an "overhang" you'll get at your waistline.

Seeing other folks afflicted with an "upstairs vs. downstairs hangover" should be ample motivation to not start drinking yourself!

by QuacksO November 6, 2022

VS

An abbreviation for Venetian Snares (real name Aaron Funk), an electronic music artist who played a major role in defining the Breakcore genre and revolutionized IDM forever!
The man, the myth, the legend.

Person 1: (starts playing a vsnares song)
Person 2: VS!? That’s me, easy!

by koleacoleanthus1110 November 18, 2022