Cribbage Weather

Sometimes its a nice day, sometimes shitty, but its always a good day for cribbage.

Alyssa - call your Dad and set up a game!

How’s the weather there. It’s cribbage weather

by AllDavesRock February 26, 2023

Weather Boy

Weather Boy (Derogative)
Insult one Weather Reporter
(Most used when raining)

Weather boy: Whats the best type of firework here?
Cool boy: Wouldn't You Like to Know, Weather Boy?
Weather boy: Where are you parents?

by Buritowo February 27, 2023

Company Grade Weather

An Uncommon Air Force Slang for "really fucking bad weather" thunderstorms,high winds or 0 visibility in the sky for miles used as a joke to new pilots who haven't only experienced calm to lighty moderate weather and not the full force of mother nature but rarely said as it was a injoke for a long time.

New Pilot: goddamn that was some mean turbulence dude
Experienced Pilot : man this aint shit you should have seen me and my last Wingman in "Company Grade Weather"

by Tombstone IBBY October 23, 2023

Fucker weather

Weather that pisses you off like a motherfucker. It is weather that sucks ass and makes you very annoyed or upset.

This fucker weather needs to STOP.

I heard we will be having fucker weather soon. FML.

The fucker weather ruined my plans.

by LingDanc803 October 27, 2023

Weather app warrior

A guy who goes on the weather app when girls arrive instead of socializing with them.

Joe has no game, he’s a common example of a weather app warrior.

by Johns November 14, 2023

bad weather bimbo

someone stupid enough to let you invite them over (usually for sex) when the weather is about to turn so bad that travel will become restricted or impossible. Typically used by misogynists and/or fuck bois.

Looks like we’re gonna be snowed in for a few days! Glad I got a bad weather bimbo on hand to keep me company.
My bad weather bimbo was a bust! She’s good in bed but a disgusting slob everywhere else!

by AquaNovus January 16, 2024

Canadian Weather

When it’s -50°C on the western side of the country and -1°C on the eastern side of the country.

“Damn, this Canadian Weather is making my brain turn off.”

by SuperMarioSunshineIsMid January 18, 2024