Thanos

Thicc angry grape who likes to adopt kids he meets after murdering their entire species and tests if there evil. He has cool glow gems that I can buy online. He has a 1st graders attempt at drawing a fist for his chin. He’s kinda pudgy. Oh, and he becomes a farmer and is trying to kill off the Avengers, oh, and half of all life. Yep, Thanos.

Starlord: WHY?!
Thanos, tied up: UREEGNGNGNGHH

by Suite-Pee April 27, 2021

thanos

the annoying turd in the bowl that will never flush, it comes out in a snap but even when you get a bunch of superheroes to get rid of this poop it just wont go away even after 22 movies

dude someone left a thanos in the bowl, call the avengers!

by Jimjimjimmyjim May 6, 2021

The Thanos

Stealing all grannies rings and auto-asphyxiate yourself with a belt tied to the bedroom door.

Dying like a real man.

How did your dad die? The Thanos.

by WolvesAyWe December 29, 2024

Thanos from squid game

Thanos from squid game will be the best person you’ll ever meet. He will make you laugh when you’re down. He is on drugs which is pretty disappointing but he is very fun and silly. Thanos cares about you and he always will. Too bad he got stabbed by a fork…

Oh my gosh it’s Thanos from squid game!!

by ThanosLover230 January 4, 2025

Welcome to the thanos world

when you use this term it means that you have watched squid game and is also very horny.

HER: *ding dong*
ME: *opens door* whats up nice to meet you welcome to the thanos world.

by Mattran January 4, 2025

im da legend thanos

if you say this you certainly meet ur end with a fork.

HER: *walks infront of a large stadium*
EVERYONE: *cheering*

HER: ahem, im da legend thanos.

EVERYONE: *jumps up and down screaming and taking their shirts off*

by Mattran January 4, 2025

Thanos Person

The Thanos Person is the silly, quirky friend. The Thanos Person doesn't care about the bad stuff happening in the world, they focus ONLY on the positive, and HATE hearing negative stuff. The Thanos Person is funny and has a good sense of humour, and knows things others don't know. The Thanos Person takes 5-7 months to fully forgive you, but 1-3 years if it was a BIG SIN. The Thanos Person sees the world differently from others. They have a different perspective. They are also very friendly and make friends easily, but are sometimes very impatient.

Mira is my Thanos Person

by Candy_Charlie January 13, 2025