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Stuck In Port

When a man has ambitions to have sex with other women but is unable to due to many factors that are largely made up. He does not go out to sea to try to get women so he is stuck in port with a woman who he does not want to be with.
“Why doesn’t Luke go and talk to women?”
“Luke’s just stuck In port and is too afraid to leave.”
by refalkenrath April 19, 2022
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rage port

Round cord connection made between an X-Box controller and small connector that connects directly to the X-Box console.
In a fit of rage, Eddie threw the X-Box controller across the room. Luckily the rage port disconnected the controller from the console and no extraneous harm was done.
by 3B-South May 13, 2005
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The Port

The Port refers to Port Glasgow, a town in the west coast of Scotland. People who aren't local tend to confuse Port Glasgow with the city called Glasgow, so the Port works as a nickname to avoid this confusion.

Port Glasgow is next to Greenock and smaller places like Kilmacolm and Langbank. It's home to the Port bird.
"Where are you from?

"Port Glasgow."
"Oh I love Glasgow!"
"I'm not from Glasgow, I'm from the Port!"
by catpeesweeties February 9, 2021
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porting

butthole to butthole contact between two bare ass grown ass men
person 1: bro why are you pooping in that man's butt
person 2: fuck off dude were porting
by big_dicc_bandit February 26, 2021
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Port

"Make sure you put your school lunch in your port"
by Sharknado55 May 8, 2021
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Port rack

Shelf outside classrooms to put backpacks (ports) on.
"School's about to begin, make sure you put your port on the port rack"
by Sharknado55 May 8, 2021
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I use all 4 USB ports

A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.

These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.
She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.

There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!
by Pope X November 26, 2024
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