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pineapple puff

A hawaiian who is homosexual
That hawaiian is gay, he is a pineapple puff.
by mellogeek August 10, 2019
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pineapple ponytail

An extension of the pineapple hair, a pineapple haircut but with an extended ponytail at the end. Mostly practiced by hipsters, millenials, and other groups of exotic socialites.
Jake: Hey man, look at that guy’s ponytail.

Ralph: You dummy, that’s no ordinary ponytail; that’s a pineapple ponytail! Notice the way it trails down the sides of his bald head.

Jake: Oh, I see now. What a millennial.
by Eolerich May 19, 2018
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Pineapple Expressed

The state of severe impairment after smoking the marijuana strain Pineapple Express.
"Have you seen Rajid?
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"
by whosischrist May 21, 2018
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Pineapple Threesome

A threesome, where the male has pineapple rings around their penises fucking vaginally or anally, in order for pineapple juices to go everywhere and squirt inside everyone's crevasses
Jenny said she is so in for the pineapple threesome tonight!
by Anal-Tit Lord June 27, 2017
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Pineapple Smoothies

OK, I'M SORRY, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? FIRST, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PINEAPPLE IS, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO SEARCH FOR A PPIINNEEAAPPPPLLEE SSMMOOTTHHIIEE!!!!!!!!!!! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU ANYWAY? AND WHY ARE YOU SSOO SSTTUUPPIIDD?!?!?!?!
YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT PINEAPPLES AND PINEAPPLE SMOOTHIES ARE!
by MysteriousBaldCreature12345 February 20, 2018
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pineapple cunt

A large swollen vagina that creams yellow liquid
Tyler: she had a fat ass pineapple cunt
by Piglet8787 June 27, 2016
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Catching Pineapples

Opposite of 'low hanging fruit' in management speak, intentionally dealing with the difficult/awkward stuff first
I've been busy catching pineapples all day Jon!
by Jonny Pineapple catcher October 27, 2019
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