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Penis

Something Jake Paul doesn’t have
A penis is the thing Jake Paul doesn’t have
by My dick = big May 3, 2020
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Something the ladies like 😉, between there legs.
'That Logan lad has a penis over 6"'
by Foxo Escabaro May 4, 2020
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he stuck his penis in my penis
by YG D'Squarius judd June 21, 2020
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something to look up when your bored or horny or sad
guy: hey wanna have sex im horny
guy 2: nope
guy: ok i guess ill just look up penis
by thats what your mom said October 7, 2020
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A worm for females to blow on.
by Footlover520 October 7, 2017
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The thing in your pants that gets stiff when you think about sex, or watch porn
by LimpBizkit April 1, 2017
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An empowered basic attack that requires adequate preparation of foreplay and consumes the inner fuels of a male organism. When unleashing this attack, the recipient may experience unwanted sexual desires and sexual feelings. However, there may be cases where the feeling experienced is genuine and appreciated by the recipient and thus the empowered basic attack has achieved it's purpose.
Example 1

Guy: How did the penis feel?
XXX: It felt great, I didn't know I wanted these feelings.... *smooch*

Example 2

Winsle: I'm never going to show my penis to anyone....
XXX: Sometimes you just need to relax a bit and let them know you have a penis.

Example 3

Dhimitri: Has anyone seen my bread? I'll let them taste my penis when its ready!
XXX: I'll show you my buns if that that suffices your needs?
by B8W September 7, 2016
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