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by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

even spread

An uncommon term used to describe any sauce and or dressing that covers any dish that has been layered perfectly resulting in total satisfaction of said dish or meal.

Dude, I went to sheetz and ordered the french fry bowl with queso and got an even spread! Fuck yeah!

by Youseemalittletenseman December 2, 2022

Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.

I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!

by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019

god spreading

The ultra version of man spreading

Dude stop god spreading the car is already stuffed as it is.

by WarKami September 9, 2021

God spreading

Ultra version of man spreading

Dude, stop god spreading the car is already stuffy.

by WarKami September 9, 2021

Spreading The Love

Purposefully catching Covid-19 and sneezing on anyone who dares cross your path. May God have mercy on your soul.

"Dude wtf, you just sneezed right in my face?!"

"Just spreading the love bro! Say hi to your grandma for me!"

by trumpet_boi September 23, 2021

Dtown Spread

When someone uses Nutella to eat ass, but the recipient has explosive Diarrhea and releases a shart with the force of 20 chili burritos and it becomes a Detroit or D-Town spread because it goes everywhere and the mix of Nutella gives a very sweet and spicy meal.

I was straight smashing Rhonda and she wanted me to give her a Dtown Spread.... Bruh, that will change a mother fuckas life.

by The Unholy Pope September 27, 2021