by Mr.Goatheadboy January 4, 2019
Get the Lap Topper mug.The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
Get the lick before you lap mug.by .5 House January 24, 2019
Get the jungle lapping mug.Occurs when an individual carries on with an activity they were doing recently in the past (a few minutes, several hours, the day before, etc.) in present time without realizing that they already completed the activity; the individual almost immediately recognizes that they are not doing what they originally had set in mind to do, but instead are repeating a previous activity and/or routine from before. The individual usually has to back track and/or reorient themselves in order to continue with their original task after realizing that they were momentarily living in the past instead of focusing and acting or reacting in the present. A natural phenomenon that can occur when an individual is neither paying attention to nor actively focusing on what exactly they are supposed to be doing and instead allow muscle memory to momentarily take over and carry out the task for them, despite realizing thereafter that the task was done incorrectly because the body was not performing the same task that the individual was trying to accomplish.
I was just trying to finish this math problem when suddenly I had a life-lapse and had to rework the problem because I forgot what I was doing.
by War&Ruin August 31, 2018
Get the Life-lapse mug.A women who uses the word no to try and get men to force themselves onto them sexually, this can happen with clothes on or off.
That bitch signed into the barracks and came into my room, took her own panties off then gonna tell me no ??
Get the fuck out of here lap dogg, tryna bite me bitch...
Get the fuck out of here lap dogg, tryna bite me bitch...
by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018
Get the Lap Dogg mug.Running the whole way round a university/college faculty while naked, to celebrate a successful night out. This is sometimes done as a dare and almost always whilst pissed.
1. "Man, that was the best night out ever. Wanna do a glory lap around the History fac on our way back to our dorms?"
2. "I don't feel ready to call it a night yet. Let's do a glory lap"
3. "Drinks on me tomorrow night if you do a glory lap around the library"
2. "I don't feel ready to call it a night yet. Let's do a glory lap"
3. "Drinks on me tomorrow night if you do a glory lap around the library"
by prohobbit September 28, 2018
Get the glory lap mug.When one lady reaches down the front, and another reaches down the back and they join hand at the taint. They hold hands and it's nice ♥️
by Ashleezona April 12, 2019
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