kitchen grease

The act of putting your balls I someone else's jaws

Friend 1: did you commit kitchen grease?

Friend 2: absolutely

by breag August 6, 2021

kitchen doo

Haircut or hairstyle done at home in the kitchen.

Look at that girls hair. Awful, looks like she got a kitchen doo.

by wonky dizzle October 18, 2013

Eat a kitchen

The action of eating out a vagina. Yum...

Boy: Lemme eat a kitchen.
Girl: What the fuck?
Boy: Ya pussy nigga.
Girl: Hell no go eat a sink.

by billybobripa August 1, 2012

kitchen illiterate

A women who has not learned to use a kitchen aka a useless women.

Sam has no idea how to cook, she is f-ing kitchen illiterate!

by boyfriendofakitchilliterate September 8, 2011

subterranean kitchen knife

the act of doing anal using tabasco sauce as lube

"My partner talked me into trying the subterranean kitchen knife in the bedroom, our relationship will never be the same."

by brainstorm-with-friends August 12, 2017

fire in the kitchen

Red head girl with red pubic hair.

I went down on that hot Irish girl she had Fire in the Kitchen

by Nick Newark June 13, 2018

Burned the kitchen

Or "Who let this man burn the kitchen?"

used for when instead of cooking it(derived from "let him cook"), the person fucks up completely.

"Did this man cook?"
"Nah man, he burned the kitchen, that shit was awful"

by Nianianananan February 24, 2023