Illinois ill worm

When you and your partner get ill and you vomit in the females vagina or butthole

"I Illinois ill wormed her"

by Tjjdjs+jd September 30, 2025

The dumb and the ill

Want to continue to assert that there is something wrong with my mine and they can't do that is I get the credit I'm due so I'm forced to sit here and wait for the candle to cut the rope.

Hym "Oh I do believe that it's the Democrats fault but beyond that it's the dumb and the ill trying to inject themselves into this."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2025

Ill Lesbians Yapping

Also written as “Ill lesbians yapping,” it’s used as a less serious version of ily (I love you).

Marly: Hey, I just wanted to let you know value our friendship and you’ve changed my life for the better.

Sofi: Ill lesbians yapping 😭💗

by ieatsalmonraw December 22, 2025

Mental Illness

I don't have any.

Hym "Rejecting you view of woman and not attributing value to your lives is not a mental illness. Rights or death. Entirely independent of my views. No exceptions. No concessions. I have decided to be a misogynist and I refuse to stop."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2025

ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

Interstate illness

(Also: highway herpes)

An ailment suffered by those who have spent many hours (or days) in a row traveling the interstate or comparable highway system. Symptoms include persistent headache, grogginess, joint aches and a general fuzziness of the mind.

The two of them were reluctant to talk; interstate illness had properly set in some hours ago and it made conversation hard to focus on.

by NotPieGuy March 20, 2025

balls illness

the urge to stroke balls gently

all you can think of are balls

-whats wrong with u man
-i have balls illness can i stroke ur balls pls

by 6dilf_lover9 May 27, 2023