by Mickle299 May 28, 2019
Get the David mug.A David is a word for a tryhard which is obssessed on completing an objective and goes above and beyond to become boringly efficient at it, a comlete sack.
"Hey, so do you wanna play Fortnite with John?"
"Na, he's such a David, he'll just camp and get wins"
"Na, he's such a David, he'll just camp and get wins"
by TheSqueebCollector June 8, 2019
Get the David mug.David is a bully like seriously is calls me fat all the time makes up stuff about me and tell my friends I juts need to warn people please put this in he’s the worst he makes me want to end it he’s ruining my life please
by Ahahzhxhgzhs April 21, 2019
Get the David mug.Named after the legendary crack addict Davus Von Hardick, David is a legendary entity known only to man by “David.” He rips and tears at femoids and won’t stop until his mission is for filled.
O shit it’s david.
by IronicDarkness May 11, 2019
Get the David mug.by Kyra From School May 17, 2019
Get the David mug.A person named David is typically narcissistic. When a “David” has sex, they will position themselves in front of a mirror so that they can make eye contact with themselves. They are more interested in watching their own body in the act of intercourse than watching their partner. This in a way makes them feel like they are not having sex with a partner, but rather they feel like they are in fact fucking themselves- which give a “David” a great sense of pleasure.This person is also typically a Scorpio, tall, athletic, with well maintained facial hair and loves the Miami heat
They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
by Pish.Posh September 28, 2019
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