Crispy

An occurrence that feels perfect in the moment. Resulting in vibez that are unmatched.

Crispy is to describe only the best things that happen to you, or are going to happen to you.

I got a full nights rest for the first time in weeks and it was Crispy

Hanging out with you was so Crispy

I went on the Crispiest date, I can’t wait to tell you all about it

The convo was so Crispy I was on the edge of my seat

by B 0 B November 7, 2022

Crispy Critter

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.

That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.

by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022

common crispy W

When the famous streamer crispy twerks on stream and his massive juicy ass claps, or when crispy calls you baby and you swap your phone to your left hand

Chat: yo crispy just showed me his wee wee common crispy W

by Niggerballs420 October 20, 2022

Crispy

When you hear it you just know what it means. It is universal— it is everywhere, all the time. It is all around us and the breath that fills the lungs of language.

“The weather is really crispy rn.”
“I hate you you’re being so crispy!”
“I love you you’re so crispy!”

by Wreckem May 21, 2022

The Rice crispy shortage of 2021

In 2021 somewhere in America A very small Town a Rice crispy shortage happened i’m not sure how The shortage happened but it did

Person 1 Time to buy some rice crispies for the party

Person 2 you know there’s a shortage of Rice Krispies right?

Person 1 wait what

Person 3 it’s the Rice crispy shortage of 2021!

by Grunt who likes potatos December 24, 2021

Crispy Stroke

When a girl strokes a Plain Crispy Cream doughnut on your dick. The glaze is his nut.

I went to Kev’s last night, and gave him a crispy stroke! Yum yum gone!

by Ksuave April 19, 2022

Crispy Missus

a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.

Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs

female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.

by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020