Colin the computer

Me!

im a computer! -dhmis episode 4 (the computer song :) colin the computer

by colin …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ March 27, 2022

Extraphysical Computing

Extraphysical computing is the using of extraphysical mechanics properties to peform computation, Computers that perform extraphysical computations are known as extraphysical computers. Extraphysical computers are believed to be able to solve computational problems, simulate porperties of extraphysical mechanics and discover new properties of extraphysical mechanics. The study of extraphysical computing is a subfield of extraphysical information science.

Extraphysical computing, if developed, might provoke revolutionary and insane changes inside computing and technology, but still, classical computers and quantum computers would still be used, since the main proposes of extraphysical computing is the study of properties of extraphysical mechanics and enable the development of extraphysical technologies that could help humankind in several issues and even discover other worlds and dimensions.

by Full Monteirism December 17, 2020

Wills Computer

Wills Computer is a highly explosive device, that when it goes nuclear it explodes. When it explodes it causes a huge explosion the shape of a Nit and a crater the size of Mars.

Guy: "What's that huge explosion on the horizon?"
Guy 2: "It's just Wills Computer"

by Nits Computer December 31, 2020

Computer-19

COVID-19 but on your laptop

My computer is broken. I think it has Computer-19

by Lillllllllllly March 2, 2021

Computer Mong

A person that spends most of their time on a computer (gaming) and does not the know any different. Does not have the ability to socialize with another human being.

Dave: Yo John, do you know whether George can come out or not? Nah George is a computer Mong.

by Lukeyjoe May 9, 2021

computer error

haha got you lol

computer error is when your computer makes a poop

by alalalallalalalallalalalalala May 24, 2021

Internet Computer

Crypto currency. The next “big thing” after bitcoin and ethereum. Half of ethereums scaling solutions come internet computer and they have the most cryptographers on the planet. Will probably beat bitcoin or has done already. Current price $5

Stranger: Ha look at that idiot buying internet computer that crashed from $700 to $5!
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.

by kenneth flatley July 6, 2022