Chronic

1: Pidgin for someone who smokes way too much weed

2: A crackhead

“Ey you like go smoke some pakololo”
“Brah its 10 in the morning you one chronic”

by BigRatMouse April 8, 2023

Chronically IRL

Doing anything that’s the opposite of being online but to the point where it makes you turn bigoted and ignorant.

Half of the people in this farmers market are chronically irl

by Closetedmeepmorp April 18, 2023

chronic bitchless syndrome

Chronic Bitchless Syndrome, defined (in simple terms) as “the infinite failure to gain bitches, or a lackthereof.” Chronic Bitchless Syndrom (or CBS) is most common in men between the ages of 14 and 21, but can also occur in higher severity amongst those older than 21. Signs of Chronic Bitchless Syndrome include: significant periods of time spent on social media platforms such as Twitter, Discord, or Reddit, acute misogyny, general bigotry, foul aroma, poor skincare, dry or musty hair, and poor fashion sense. Scientists have yet to find a cure.

“No wonder he can’t get a date. He spends all day on Twitter, doesn’t shower, and hates women. We should get him tested for Chronic Bitchless Syndrome”

by henry the hoeless May 8, 2023

Chronically Online

Emily

"Man Emily is so chronically online"

by Folklore, Evermore September 3, 2023

Chronic Bongchitis

The act of inhaling large amounts of marijuana smoke, often along with tobacco in the form of moles (tobacco and weed out of a bong), for extended periods of time, every single day, for extended periods of time.

This illness is common in college students and high school dropouts, especially in Cape Cod, MA. The result of this illness commonly results in the effected victim having to quit this type of degenerate behavior.

"My man Pina used to be pretty chill, but ever since he got Chronic Bongchitis the kid just can't hang anymore."

Me: "Let's rip some doinks in Amish."
Friend: "I cant dude, I got Chronic Bongchitis!"

by Sharkboy Pina February 19, 2020

Chronic hypercultureemia

Anyone who has this rare diseas is incredibly cultured.

Trish: I see killue
Someone: I see u are a man of culture
Trish: Ye i have Chronic hypercultureemia

by TRISH=TRASH July 22, 2020

chronic leaves

High quality marijuana

“I be smokin on them chronic leaves”
“Oh word?”

by $hhhhhhh July 15, 2022