Chode

A person with an extremely short and thick penis.

Bobby P definitely has a chode.

by Larry swindle October 29, 2017

Chode

1. A dick that is wider than it is long
2. A stupid dumb face person.

"He is so effing wack" said Jimmy, "He is a soggy bag of wet chodes" added Pat.

by Emil Ime March 5, 2018

Chode

1. A penis which has a girth at least as long as, and often longer than, it’s length
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off

Ex) Mark: What’s the formula to determine whether this polygon is a chode?

Steve: Girth ≥ length.

Mark: Thanks.

Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.

Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?

Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.

Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.

by theFUDpucker September 8, 2016

Chode

A penis that when you look at it, you will be incapacitated at its sheet girth. The length is small at best, however if your name is Conner, Scott, Conrad, or any other variation of the name you have not only a chode, but a micro penis

Gabby Stone Rhino loves being pounded by Conners girthy chode.

by Hairy rhino chode December 14, 2020

Chode

David (Rocket) Robinson

Chode fingers, chode toes, and a Microchode equals 21 Chodes

by 21 Chode January 4, 2019

Chode

By definition, a chode is someone on the opposing team when they score on us in rocket league, and also a small fat Weiner.

These chode's just practive hitting air ball's in their grandmother's basement all day; bunch of chodes.

by Payne 42069666 January 24, 2019

Chode

A chode is a person that is very strong

Jakob has a chode

by Cody spurge December 19, 2021