BANG THE BUTTON

IT WAS KNOWN THAT MAD MARK "HELL" MR "HELL HIMSELF HAD A TUNE BLARING FROM THE OLD TAPE CASSETTE STEREO IN HIS SWEDISH MAGAZINE WHILE DOING A DEVIL DASH INTO HOLBECK UK WOULD BANG THE BUTTON EVERY TWO AND A HALF MINUTES OR SO TO REWIND THE TUNE AS HE MADE HIS WAY WITH FURVER NO LESS - THE VERSE BEING ONE APPERTAINING AND HINTING AT FUTURE EVENTS - QUOTE ...."JUST STEP ASIDE GIRL AND JUMP INTO MY CAR - ILL GIVE YOU OVERKILL - WITH ME YOU WILL GO FAR" - THE SONG BEING AN OLD PUNK ROCK NUMBER THAT WAS PERFORMED AT THE ROXY LONDON CIRCA 1976 AND WITH THE TUNE UNDERWAY THE SINGER CALLED OUT "LETS SEE YOU FUCKNG MOVE" TO WHICH SATAN OBLIGED (IN OR OUT OF TIME WHO COULD TELL) AND AGAIN THE PERFORMANCE WAS ON SURVIELANCE CAMERAS AND STORED ON THE PIGSHIT PLODS COMPUTER DATABASE THAT WAS HACKED TO ALLOW FOR THE FOOTAGE TO BE AIRED IN ONE SCENE INPARTICULAR DURING ONE OF THE TO BE EPIIC MOVIES THAT ARE TO BE SHOWN AT ALL MOVIE THEATRES IN TIMES TO COME IRRISPECTIVE OF ANY BLEATS OF OBJECTION BY PIGSHITS AND ALL OTHER KNOWN SYSTEMITES -

TO BANG THE BUTTON IS WHAT I CRAVE FOR IN SO MUCH AS THE DEVIL AND ME ARE GONNA GET IT ON BIGTIME ...AND AGAIN AND AGAIN IS WHAT ITS GONNA BE AND I GOT ASSJUICE UP THERE YOU KNOW NOT SOME KINDA PIGSHIT LIKE THE GASGIMP LOT HAVE GOT GOING ON OR SO I HEAR ABOUT INSIDE MY ORGANIC COMPUTER MIND -

by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018

Snooze button

A way of telling someone to just shut it down. Or stfu. Leave me alone

Hey why you keep drinking all the remy?

Man, Snooze Button

by Michael Sturgis April 14, 2020

Boof Button

In reference to, or specifically citing, a butthole.

She put my coke up my boof button!

Ah, my boof button is hurting after that Indian food.

by Jiminykickit June 18, 2020

the next button

The ¨next¨button is a button that takes you to a horrible place.

When clicked, you are taken from the front page of definitions and into... other... definitions...

On the next page less funny definition of a word is hidden, and don't you even get me started on the third page and fourth and... the horrors!

dude #1: haha that was funny should we see more?

dude #2: no... never... you hear me? don't press that next button...

the next button the movie

by hi, you single or naw? September 13, 2017

meh button

A clickable icon nestled between like buttons indicating a neutral stance on a viewed item.

Dude, that Grumpy Cat meme is clever, but whatever. I wish there was a meh button.

by Bauxb September 21, 2017

Button Judge

An on field judge during a marching band competition who's job it is to judge the accuracy and straightness of the buttons on the marching band uniforms.

Better straighten those buttons, the button judge is watching.

Watch out for the button judge.

by DA1927 September 25, 2017

butthole button

The art of finding the anal G-Spot.

Damn, he really hit my butthole button last night. I got so dripping wet!

by bitch1980 May 2, 2016