Baked Potato

When you constantly slap a brown girl’s ass for hours when having sex and it comes out burning hot and red at the end.

Girl: why is my ass so hot and red ?

Guy: cuz I kept slapping it. now you’re a baked potato

Girl: yes I am

Guy: yes

by So much ruckus June 1, 2018

Stank and bake

When someone takes a shit in the bathroom while somebody hot boxes it and you get a contact high while pooping at the same time.

Damn, bro. The whole crew is hotboxing the bathroom but i gotta shit! I guess I’m bout to hit this stank and bake.

by Hypothesex January 4, 2020

Baked fruit

A homosexual or LGBT person while they are under the influence of marijuana.

“Yo I’m baked fruit right now.”

by Zygoguy May 15, 2020

baked creamipe

The result of a creampie after 9 months.

Kid: dad how was I made?
Dad: well I helped your mom make a creampie and she baked it for 9 months. That's how I got the sad excuse of a baked creamipe that is you son.

by Razzberrie72 October 16, 2020

your bake

In Belfast your bake is slang for your face

Clean your bake

by 0310 May 29, 2017

baked alasskan

When you cum on a girls asshole and crisp your massive load with a blowtorch

Sally gave me a hefty tip after she tried that baked alasskan I gave Vicky. Gobbled it right up.

by biersklord June 13, 2017

Cable bake

Misheard lyrics from the song Balance by MC Quakez at 0.05. Most often misheard when the listener is baked

1: Hey man did you just hear the words 'Cable Bake'?
2: Yeah man in super baked right now

by Harry10932 November 8, 2017