Pavement bender

A person of large mass.

“I couldn’t sit down on the bench because this pavement bender was taking up the whole thing.”

by Flares1976 October 11, 2020

half a bender

Half a bender, a slang / derogatory term for a metrosexual man.

Man 1 " tried my new moisturiser last night, face proper smooth"

Man 2 " fuck off, you turned half a bender or sumthink?"

by jamz b December 3, 2011

Bender smacks

A category of slapping or smacking. Involves slapping or smacking someone so hard, that their voice changes

His voice is like that, cause he got hit with bender smacks

by matchbox202006 June 27, 2011

fender bender week

A fender bender typically refers to a minor car crash on a bend. A bender is a streak of alcohol or drug use. Fender bender week is a minor crash of daily alcohol consumption with the alcohol starting with the day of the week typically in the last week before a holiday.

friend 1: why are you drinking, its a work night?
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!

friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.

by alcoholic 987 June 20, 2023

Bender neutral

A heterosexual person who has no interest whatever in LGBT matters

I am entirely bender neutral when it comes to matters of LGBT concern.

by Monoculi February 13, 2023

Quarterly Bender

A day of binge-drinking with close friends that takes place every 3 months. Must take place on a random weekday (Mon, Tues, Wed) and no Irish exiting allowed unless your Kyle

Tis time for the Quarterly Bender

by JenCn February 21, 2023

Widow Bender

When your husband/wife dies and you get to live out your ho phase like god intended

Did you see Jennifer Lawrance in silver linings playbook? that bitch was on a major widow bender

by jackdewitt February 21, 2023