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Zach Silva

Zach Silva is that one of a kind person that whenever you see, it is an automatic turn on. This applies for males and females. Here is the criteria for detecting a Zach Silva:

- Must be called Zach Silva

- Have nice titties
- Must look like Gibby from iCarly
- Must wear colourful shirts (pink shirts are easiest to detect)
- Must be called Zach Silva
- Have the ability to produce titty milk
- Have the nicest fat rolls and chin

If you happen to find a Zach Silva, then your life is complete and you can finally die happy. But beware, as whenever you are near a Zach Silva, you might get erotic images in your head about you either sucking on those titties, sticking it up his anal glands, his infamous tittie discharge smoothie, and more.
Guy/Girl: Oh my god I just saw a Zach Silva, my life is complete now

Guy/Girl: I really wish I can stick my dick up Zach Silva’s juicy anal glands and titty fuck him backwards
by ZachSilvaFetish November 10, 2018
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Zach Twaddle

A kid who says lol in every single sentence, and sometimes for no reason.
Owen: "Sup"

Zach Twaddle: "Lol"
Owen: "What you doing?"
Zach: "playin fortnite ol"
by Brendonator June 13, 2018
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Zach hillers

Zach Hillers is the hottest person alive. He always knows how to make his ugly gf smile. She would do anything to make him happy. He’s a shy person at first but if u get to know him he’s the best person you’ll ever meet. He melts my hear + he’s a good kisser
Zach hillers is a handsome. He’s mine so back off
by Maddea ❤️ May 27, 2018
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Zach Brown

Name of a british Surfer boy with skinwalker dogs
Hoe 1: Zach brown? I love him!
Hoe 2: He's so cute!
by Notchrisvon January 16, 2022
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Filthy zach

Is a fat balding 4 eyed geek who can’t stop complaining
I gave Jacob one of my large dildos and he started acting like a filthy Zach because it wasn’t big enough for his booty hole
by Boonshanka March 21, 2022
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Zach LaVine

The most underrated NBA player right now. People keep finding a reason to hate on him (he only shoots 40% from 3, his shot selection is terrible, he can’t lead a team). The man has consistently improved every year he’s been in the league and will keep proving everybody wrong.
“Zach LaVine is a straight up baller and your cherry picked stats cannot tell me otherwise.”
by apemonkey4 March 26, 2022
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Zach Homan

Zach is some skank ass from Coldwater Ohio, his wiener is half the size of an Asians open eye. He is pretty good at math though.
Have you met Zach Homan? I’ve heard he has a small cock
by Pepsi72 February 1, 2022
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