perfect yogurt

someone who is gay

"You're a perfect yogurt"

"Thank you!"

"I don't think you know what perfect yogurt means"

"What does it mean?"

"It means you're gay"

"Fuck you"

by top hat dude July 3, 2021

Expired Strawberry Yogurt

When you creampie your girl after barebacking a street hooker and finish in her, the pairing of chlamydia and your semen combines to make a strawberry yogurt looking liquid that has now caused her to get chlamydia as well.

Damian: Bounce that ass back baby
Emily: Ohh yasss, creampie me 😛
Damian: Awww shiii I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust
Damian: Awwww hell nawww, my jizz pink
Emily: Yummy strawberry yogurt, *eats*
Damian: Nawww that's expired strawberry yogurt honey

by Samuelthehoe August 10, 2022

Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger

Modern slang word for a nonbinary person that has a penis and purple hair dye.

Yo, did you hear about Machel? I hard he was a Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger.

by Turbocharger.qcow2 November 20, 2022

Yogurt Female

Bisexual

Hey look. Yogurt Female!

by Notthethewoah May 4, 2022

Yogurt

(adj)
of a person, someone who is easy to deal with, does not present much of a challenge, a pushover.

Teru is just a yogurt and not a top-of-the-line Yokozuna!

by JohnnySabu May 14, 2022

Yogurt Male

A yogurt male is anyone,or anything that is absolute trash and is at the bottom of the brogle hierarchy. Yogurt males are frowned upon by every race for being such garbage in every aspect of life.

Look at Mary over there,she so trash at COD all I want to do is bury her in a whole and leave her for dead. Such a yogurt male.

by Horsey Flonkey December 16, 2021

bro yogurt

Bro Yogurt or "BroYo" is when multiple loads are deposited in the same orifice creating a creamy yogurt. The act Is known as BroYoging

“Dude I just ate a girl out and didn’t realize it was full of Bro Yogurt.”

“I’m sorry she asked for some hard BroYoging.”

by Richard Dangles March 29, 2022