Wizard of Lies

The 2017 HBO movie staring Robert DeNiro as The Madoff Artist Bernie.

The Wizard of Lies stole $65 billion in the world's biggest Ponzi Scheme.

We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Lies.

- Lois Griffin: Goodnight Kevin Bacon's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff.

= Me: Goodbye Tamaki Suou's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff. (Goodbye Vic Mignogna's life savings that he invested with Robert DeNiro. (Goodbye Leonardo DiCaprio's life savings that he invested with R. Bruce Elliot))

by Viscount Druitt May 28, 2022

Beef Wizard

Piper

“Hey did you see that Beef Wizard at the bar?”

“Oh you mean Piper?”
“Yeah, same thing”

by Poopbear69 January 5, 2021

Proper Wizard

A male who reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin.

I knew that man when he was 30 and he was a wizard. He still has not lost his virginity at the age of 40 so he is now a proper wizard.

by The Ghost66 January 23, 2021

Wizard California

Wiz Khalifa's full name.

Did you know Wiz Khalifa is short for "Wizard California???"

by Rockwell "Fatcock" Rogers March 29, 2023

Wizard Assistant

To assist a wizardly type in any way. From carrying their bag, lending them your jumper, sharpening their wizard stick. But not any ordinary person can become z wizards assistant... You don;t choose this career..it chooses you! A wizard Assistant is a very stressful role... it even comes with its own anthem ' Wiiiiz Wizzzz Wizzzard Assistant'

Oh my god your so helpful Luke, You must be a wizard assistant!

by chelsdagsy April 19, 2011

Jizz Wizard

Where Harry Potter is the master of jizzing

Old Guy: your a jizz wizard, Harry
Harry: What! *squirts*

by Thisbruh69 May 21, 2016

dirty wizard

A cocktail only drunk at after parties and originally named after a particularly douchey and dull Harry Potter lookalike. The cocktail is made from three ingredients: Jack Daniels, Robinsons Summer Fruit Cordial and tonic water. It is disgusting.

"What did you throw that Dirty Wizard away for, you rotten bitch?" "I'LL FUCKING MAKE YOU ONE IN A MINUTE!"

by GaJa Williams June 27, 2012