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chili wallet

when you use your mouth to suction yourself to someones forehead and then take a steamy, wet shit down the front of their head before letting go of their waistband and snapping it shut like a wallet full of chili.
Dave: yo what did you do last night?
Johnny: i gave my worst enemy a chili wallet.
by glub-tubbas wepple June 18, 2024
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Thin Wallet Energy

When a girl begs you for your money because they don’t have any money themselves. They will keep asking for your money, when they have nothing to offer back themselves.
All Stacy does is beg for money for food and to get her nails done. It gives off some real thin wallet energy!
by TheMaleDictionary21 July 26, 2024
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kebab wallet

The large hanging lips of a vagina resembling the kebab meat in a pita bread,..
Fuck me, did you see the kebab wallet in her?...
by Jimmy Blue69 July 30, 2023
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Prison wallet

Zach have got all the children in his prison wallet.
by King albert III October 6, 2023
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Wallet In The Money

A phrase that is neither negative or positive and is solely meant to express one's exasperation towards another
"Man why do you have to be such a wallet in the money"
by SaucemasterXX April 21, 2024
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Sausage Wallet

Otherwise known as pussy, vagina,cunt,box,snatch,mick,muff,love tunnel or fury magnet. BEWArE: Has been know to mankind for millions of years to be the very source and rOOt of EVIL it’s self . I still dream of dieing with one in my mouth trying to drown me.✌️
You will be my Sausage Wallet tonight if you fight it you then become a victim please fight me lol
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velcro wallets are bad

No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro
Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.

Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf
by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021
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