Wii Gravity

When your little sibling gets so into the Wii game they’re playing that they gravitate towards the television set

“Wii gravity pulled my little brother Aiden towards the tv, and now we don’t have it anymore”

by Webster dickshit July 27, 2020

Wii

The best dang Console ever made

Mom I’m going to GameStop too play the Wii demo

by The most radical 90s character July 28, 2020

the wii generation

The small group of kids born between 1997 and 2002, who aren't 90's kids, but also can't relate to 2000's kids. Kids from this generation's childhoods mostly consisted of Spongebob, Lego Star Wars: the Complete Saga on Wii, iPod 4th generation, and annoying orange.

"Shoutout to all of my followers who were born in the Wii generation, I'm proud of all of you"

by trombonefishjoe May 5, 2018

Play Wii

A secret code that implies when a male (usually italian) goes over to another male's (usually ginger) house to Dock with them or to perform some other homosexual act.

When I heard that Ricky was going over to Mary's house to play wii, I knew exactly what was going down... ricky... on mary...

by EggI2oll July 26, 2011

Wii bulge

When you’re wearing a wii controller and hit someone with it and then do heroin

I gave that girl a fat wii bulge the other night..

by Puff dragon October 13, 2018

Wii U

What Happens When Developers Take The Wii Designs And Shit All Over It.

Dude, Your Design Is The Next Fucking Wii U.

by A reel person October 22, 2018

Wii

Strange white box thingy that Nintendo created on November 1st 2006 for rich white people wave white remotes at; to pledge their allegiance to Satan.

Priest: I haven't see your son in a while now, is he okay?

Mom: Oh our Johnny's been in his room playing the Wii for six months now, I've heard its great for young minds!

Johnny: God is a lie Super Mario Smash Brothers is the almighty creator! Come forth my Nintendo brethren!

by Emperor Momo July 31, 2018