valentining

Having a Blokus piece stuck up one's ass.

Yeah, he was valentining the piano dude at music camp!

by valentiner :) August 2, 2017

Valentin

He is a bitch.

1.Valentin Gogan

by Sarmalesimamaliga August 26, 2017

Valentin

Pretty smart guy. Has a lil curly brown hair and looks cute, talks with alot of girls, but he's too shy to go further. Valentin has a very cute name and a lil french accent. He likes to be well fitted in pretty and sexually attractive clothes. He's well known for his huge cock (around 11-12 inches) and his lot of adventures with one day girl.

Hey is that a Valentin omfg ?!
I fell in love with this Valentin (emoji inlove)

by minot0r January 14, 2019

Valentines Day

Another bullshit day of Getting pissed off and exposing the most cringy Fucking things to say to say.

VALENTINES DAY Is just another bullshit day

by PenisBBreath February 8, 2019

Valentine's Day

The worst fucking holiday ever if you are forever alone. You usually sit in the darkest corner of your room consuming cookies and crying as your friends text you about what a boy did for them. It is especially terrible if you have to go to school. Everyone is being asked out, getting valentines (or candy grams) and you are just sitting there buying yourself a lollypop to look like someone gives a fuck about you. Then you go home and commit deathpacito until you are yeeted to death.

Stupid-ass-bitch: Oh my God! I'm going to loose my virginity on valentine's day!
Lonely-person:Go commit deathpacito

by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019

Valentines Day

The day that most of us cry in a corner alone.

Person 1:Happy Valentines Day.
Person 2:k

by Xxx_OpVirgin_xxX February 14, 2019

Valentine's day

The day pornhub premium is free.

-Its Valentine's day today! How are you going to spend it?
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.

by PowerRager February 15, 2019