tristan torrance

The biggest choofinator of all time. If you see him be sure to wave away the smoke above his head (we don't want him to be caught, considering he is also the dealer).

Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)

Damn bro, you choof like Tristan Torrance.

by Damn Son 339 November 6, 2020

Tristan Valdez

The. Hottest. Man. On. The. Earth. He also is the icon for men in skirts along with Harry Styles. Because period.

"My boyfriend is Tristan Valdez."

by Gaby and Malia December 29, 2020

tristan

The sweetest of sweetest. He'd do anything for you no matter if your a friend, enemy, or ex. Tristan is really attractive, Tristan's with mullets have a special part in my heart i swear. He loves animals and hes either the most country a country boy can get, or hes a city boy with country roots, either way, hes absolutely perfect.

"Tristan got a mullet!"
"hes so much hotter now"

by mrm15 January 15, 2021

Tristan And Scarlett

Sexually attractive male and Scarlett smells like roast butter

Wow did you see the new couple in school Tristan is a cutie and Scarlett smells there a real Tristan And Scarlett couple huh? -your mom

by Penis Licker Lover January 22, 2021

Tristan French

Tristan French is my dad that is my dad and also did I mention he’s my dad

Tristan French is my mommy and my daddy

by Samtheman61 January 24, 2021

Tristan

Anna loves him

Anna: Hey babyyyyyyy
Tristan: ew

by Henryyyyyyy DANGER March 6, 2021

tristan

tristan is a wonderful person, they will make sure you know that they care about you. Tristan is also someone who will listen to you and help you when you’re at your lowest. although they don’t think they are, tristan is someone who is gorgeous!

guy: bro tristan is so caring

another guy: yeah and they’re so pretty too

by sandy uwu March 7, 2021