Sandwich Toast

Verb: When two people actively engage in sandwich eating at the same time and clash sandwiches (full or halves) before the first bite as a toast.

Gabe: To the sandwich!
*raises sandwich*
Mary: To the sandwich!
*sandwich toast followed by a synchronized bite*

by Gabe Tindall February 1, 2009

boner toast

That magical time when you get a boner when your high.

"last night i got real high and then POOF boner toast."

by kingjoker13 January 27, 2014

toast monster

Is somebody who scrounges toast from other people.

E.G Lloydibus stole my toast the toast monster!

by anon576 December 2, 2013

night toast

Toast that is consumed after sundown right before bed. Before you brush your teeth, but after you call your mom.

Wow, what a long, hard day. I’m definitely going to need a night toast!

by figgynewts April 1, 2019

Untoasted toast

Technically bread. Fun to get on your friends nerves when you don’t call it bread though!

Me: Do you have untoasted toast?
Friends: ? You mean..... bread?
Me: No untoasted toast!
Friends: that’s what bread is
Me: Ok fruitcake
Friends: ARE YOU OK? WHAT IS WRONG WITH U?

by ACFlameYT June 1, 2018

Toasting a Bagel

A low-key way to saying you need to take a huge dump in mixed/polite company, such as at work or at your Grandmother's house.

"Have you seen Chris lately?" "Naa he'll be another 10 minutes, he had to Toast a Bagel. Poor guy had taco bell for lunch".

"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."

by nickl140 July 27, 2012

toast mother

Elderly female, offering crusty toast with butter and sweet strawberry jam and chocolate milk so you almost can't stop having breakfast. She puts new sheets on and organizes internet access to make your best time abroad.

Not to be confused with room service.

My british toast mother even served toast as a welcome dinner.

by cinch January 3, 2012