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walking lottery ticket

A cop, or anyone who thinks they’re allowed to violate your rights doing something not allowed in their power. So you take them to court, easily win the case, and receive a large sum of money.
The cop that tried to arrest me without committing a crime is a walking lottery ticket. I’ll win in court rather easily.
by I know write five December 11, 2024
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Ticket puller

When you take a poop and you have to constantly wipe. Its lime pulling a ticket for service. Every wipe has a little poo.
I’m sorry i took so long in the bathroom, every time i wiped i kept getting a new bit of poo on the toilet paper. It like a damn ticket puller at the store.
by anonymous September 2, 2025
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Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.
GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025
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Leslie Ticket

A 'Leslie ticket', named after the micromanaging Scottish video game producer, Leslie Benzies, is a video game industry term, pertaining to any development task that an executive sets as 'top priority'. Leslie tickets supersede eating, drinking, sleeping, thinking, and are generally known to presage media shitstorms.
No way - let it burn - Production just slapped us with a Leslie ticket.
by KrasMazov October 21, 2025
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Galleta Ticket Booth

When a man (usually white) is having sex with a Latino woman, eats a Mexican baked good make for him by said woman, and spits it back into her belly button
Man- Hey Bella, can we do a Galleta Ticket Booth tonight?
Woman- Of course honey, I'll start baking when we get home.
by Andrew the cool dude November 3, 2025
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My ticket hit

I put in a 10 leg parlay and my ticket hit!
by Young_Fly_GQ November 6, 2025
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