Honeymoon Cocktail

The act of a woman placing her cupped hand over her cum filled pussy then sitting on her male suitor’s face to perform oral stimulation with cum dripping down.

Guy 1: “I loaded my girlfriend’s snatch with cum last night.”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”

by Capt. Ivan Drago February 2, 2024

pineapple cocktail

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.

Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.

by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023

Polish Cocktail

A glass of water with a booger in it

I went to Warsaw and asked at the lobby bar for a Polish cocktail. The bartender just filled a glass of water, picked a booger from his nose and swirled it around in the glass.

by JimmyV August 1, 2023

Cocktail

Slowest but baddest nigga alive.

If you are biseuxual a cocktail man will proceed to traumatise you and turn you straight. He is also genetically blessed and mostly known as batman and one of the Romanian endgame bosses in Romania Simulator. He may be stealing shit but he also steals hearts and your virginity.

by I Eat Afghans August 9, 2023

French Cocktail

When the girl is upside down and you cum in her throat and she throws it up back onto you.

I just finished and she French cocktailed me, but at least I finished.

by Kuertionary April 22, 2023

chocolate infused dairy cocktail

1. Chocolate milk (Choccy milk)
2. planet fitness

"It's not just choccy milk, it is the chocolate infused dairy cocktail!" Every diet company

by Djeb_8059 April 29, 2023

Splurnt Cocktail

A cocktail of drugs done in a specific order. Take a dab, do a shot of Jack Daniels, take a bump of ketamine and then receive a slap in the face from your best friend.

Dillon keeps yelling about how fucking splurnt he is.

Yeah he’s been doing splurnt cocktails all night.

by Splurnt astronaut February 1, 2020