Hog tied

When a non fat man dates a plus size girl

That man hog tied his new girlfriend

by JakeRake February 25, 2024

do re mi fa sol la ti do

The solfège syllables in order as the notes of a musical scale ascend, i.e.: C = do, D = re, E = mi, F = fa, G = sol, A = la, B = ti

Doe (Do!), a deer, a female deer
Ray (Re!), a drop of golden sun
Me (Mi!), a name I call myself
Far (Fa!), a long, long way to run
Sew (Sol!), a needle pulling thread
La (La!), a note to follow sol
Tea (Ti!), a drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to do.
Do re mi fa sol la ti do!

by bluestinger66 March 4, 2024

kato maika ti

its Bulgarian phrase used when you want to answer someone very politely.

teacher : georgi, today you are very sleepy.
gosho: kato maika ti

by takaliiii June 22, 2021

loosely-tied knot

Refers to an --- ahem! --- "non-exclusive" marriage between two people who aren't that careful/experienced regarding the art of "securing ropes tightly".

Despite all of da hype and fanfare regarding da 1981 "royal wedding", said famous/infamous union turned out to be merely a "loosely-tied knot" on both sides of da equation!

by QuacksO February 3, 2026

Where is the donkey tied

God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.

Human 1: Where is the donkey tied? Human 2: You jizz a load so hard

by Kiffytheapple February 15, 2026