Wawa's Theory

If a fat bitch in question hides her belly button in her jeans, leggings, etc, the bitch is fat.

"Hey did you see Hailey's new Instagram post? I couldn't see her belly button."

"Damn and she was in leggings so she fits Wawa's Theory, that bitch fat!"

by Modz Sussy April 12, 2023

Pervert Theory

The theory is that a less than mid man has 1 or 2 experiences with a hot girl and begins to believe they are in the same league.

i hooked up with an ugly man and now he's going to be a pervert, its the pervert theory.

by wisconsinlover6974 May 8, 2023

Sponge Theory

Spongebob’s sponge theory is a theory which we absorb ideas like a sponge, and where some slip through the holes and others are squeezed out of us in every day life, like a sponge.

Barthes semiotic analysis theory ain’t got shit on spongebobs sponge theory

by trappergirl6o May 15, 2023

Tele’s theory

When something has enough curviness and or human female characteristics, it tricks the male brain into being willing to have sex with it.

Friend 1: “Hey man look at the curves on that rock, that’s child bearing hips of I’ve ever seen any”
Friend 2: “I know right? It’s a classic case of Tele’s theory”

by RatKing130 August 8, 2023

pigtail theory

Pigtail theory when a girl wears her hair in pigtails while going to work, these women usually make more money because they look like children.

Guy:Yo those pigtails are hot as fuck she looks so young I should tip her more money.
Girl: wow I guess the pigtail theory worked

by UrgentUrge August 27, 2023

BecLee Theory

When two opposite genders have anal sexual intercourse, the male becomes the shit whereas the woman becomes the asshole

Male 1 "Have you heard about the BecLee theory?"

Male 2 "Yeah, it's about shit and asshole right?"

Male 2 "Pretty interesting theory"

by Prof. BecLee December 6, 2020

Extraphysical Theory

Extraphysical theory is a term used to refer to extraphysical mechanics and its branches inside physics as a whole, extraphysical theory is mainly used by physicists to refer to extraphysical mechanics as a theory, similar to string theory. Since extraphysical theory and string theory are really similar to each other, even some physicists even consider extraphysical theory is a fundamental theory for string theory such as quantum theory is a fundamental theory for classical physics.

Physicist 1: I am developing a good article on extraphysical theory and proof extraphysical theory by mathematics and apply it on computing and technology.
Physicist 2: Good job! You should also develop an article telling how extraphysical theory and string theory complement complement each other and even help each other.
Physicist 1: Good idea, I am going to do the same too, and even see if quantum mechanics can also complement string theory and extraphysical theory.

by Full Monteirism December 17, 2020