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Shag Drag

That depressed feeling you get when you realise that Shaggy is not the most powerful being in the multiverse as he has been canonically defeated according to Meme Scriptures.

An excerpt from “Scooby Dooby Doo”

-Scooby Dooby Doo
-Did a poo
-And Shaggy thought it was chocolate
-Shaggy took a bite
-And turned white
-And that was the end of Shaggy
I’m, like feeling the Shag Drag, man
by Yeetist Deakinist Monk February 18, 2019
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april panic shagging

Feeling or better yet busting a nut on girlfriend or family
How did you spend your holiday John
A bit of April panic shagging to my mom
by Midgeplayes October 1, 2018
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Shag and snag

To have sex with someone and take an article of theirs, such as undies, phone charger, tank top, when you leave the premises
I did the old “shag and snag” with her last night and ended up with a new keychain and a tee shirt
by Nolagirl ar June 2, 2018
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Shag a shortbread

When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase
Mother: yer nan’s just died x
Me: OH shag a shortbread!
by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019
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69 shag shag

it’s a party of people shagging each other xoxo
I’m gonna invite everyone to my 69 shag shag
by daddy_thanos_xoxo June 17, 2019
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Shag

A shag is basically a haircut that looks like a rattail mullet but not really, it is widely by Hispanic gangbangers in Chicago widely from the Latin Kings to Maniac Latin Disciples

The cut is simple and easy to do if the person has long enough hair where its basically buzzing off the hair all around except for the back end where it is left there long. Though I won't highly recommend it because you will look terrible and possibly shot. (In the wrong Chicago neighborhoods)
Juan: Damn what the hell is the cut Jose is rocking?
Hector: That shit? oh its called a shag and I think it mean he claims something.
by somejackass August 15, 2019
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Crystal shagging

Crystal shagger : the act of placing a crystal in your moist Female lady bits and ejecting it out for pleasure
My friend mum is a “ Crystal shagging” she’s likes to pop crystals out of her cunt

Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality
by Fussy Dino arms August 18, 2019
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