cheese sandwich

Defines the plain and unexciting, based on the perceived dullness of an actual cheese sandwich. Often used in a relationship sense - i.e. a male/female who may be underachieving in terms of the attractiveness of their partner. In a more simple form, can be used by self-styled playas to question the excitement factor of committed, long-term relationships in general.

1. "Man, your girlfriend's ass is the size of Montana and her skin is the shade of newly fallen snow. Don't you get sick of eatin' that cheese sandwich?"

2. "I can't commit to her or anyone. I don't wanna be munchin' on a cheese sandwich for the rest of my life."

by Lazarus Ciccone September 21, 2005

Terd sandwich

A piece of poop inside two slices of bread.

Sticking your wang in between a piece of poop.

"Did you just bet Jeff 100 dollars to eat that terd sandwich?" asked Randy.

"Your mom likes it when im the dick in her terd sandwich," said Chirs.

by Bobbert October 10, 2005

The sandwich chef

The Sandwich Chef knows all and sees all; he is made of omnipotence and win. He is a judge and arbiter of all things who may be called down by a /b/tard in order to determine what two ingredients a post or image is made from. He is also known as The Sandwich Guy.

"WTF is that?"

"Let's ask the Sandwich Chef!"

"Hey Sandwich Chef! What is that?"

S.C.= "This is an ass sandwich. It is made of ass and poo."

"Jesus Christ! It's a lion! Get in the car!"

by The guy who did it for the lulz April 30, 2008

slow sandwich

when you are driving with two lanes going the same way and in both lanes there is someone going really slow and you can't pass on either side.

Bob: Sir I'm sorry I'm late i was in the middle of a slow sandwich and i couldn't pass on either side

Sir: It's okay cause those really suck

by Spyder0003 April 26, 2009

Nipple Sandwich

When a womans Breasts are so large that she can touch her nipples together so that they meet "Face to Face". Then all thats left is for you to put your meat in between and ride em til you get mayonaise!

My girlfriends still trying to clean up after that nipple sandwich last night

by The White Wookie September 14, 2006

sock sandwich

A sock sandwich is made when a man ejaculates into one or both socks.

I couldn't pick up any meat at the bar last night so I had to make myself a sock sandwich.

by The Sock Maniac March 1, 2009

Baloney Sandwich

Baloney Sandwich a.k.a Bull Shit.

"Did you see how the media was trying to feed us that Baloney Sandwich about the election?"

"I've had just about enough of your baloney sandwich."

by Zurit November 19, 2016