Papa Russell

Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!

Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.

Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?

Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.

by English man words May 6, 2021

nancy russell

nancy is someone who is thoughtful and passionate, someone who cares about others feelings and puts their needs before her own, unless them needs have something to do with bts. shes a jimin stan and has conversations with her lifesized cutout of him. nancy owns 3 dogs, dolly, goochi? and frodo, and recently she got 2 rabbits called iris and ivy. she is the best person in the universe apart from wooyoung, taehyung, joe keery, dacre montgomery, joseph quinn and tobey maguire.

nancy russell had convos with cardboard

by chanhee.f4iry July 15, 2022

Russel paradox

The russel paradox: a phenomenon in which anyone or most of everyone has a severe lack and no chance of being able to obtain or “pull” bitches and will never touch or meet a woman in their life.

You seemed to have gone through the pegs one on such as the “russel paradox”.

by mc.stilts July 17, 2022

Russell Yearwood

Mf drinks every night, cute and pretty af, but drinks every fucking night like damn, give your liver some mercy. Also, he is absolutely obsessed with a mf named clementine.

“Russell Yearwood is dumber than a sweet potato”

by Clementineisoffline August 1, 2022

Cullen mark Russell League

A person who moves away and leaves the people who care about him so much alone

Cullen mark Russell League is someone who I am in love with

by Nivi June 12, 2022

Shanna Russell

Very informative. Always there to tell the right people when something is wrong or illegal. Very giving especially to strangers.

Shanna Russell made sure that those nasty drug dealers went away for good and tonight she said we can be safe in her home where we can all be unprotected and go all night without worry.

by thebeaskneez June 14, 2022

Russell gorbaty

A true king amongst mere mortals. A genuine soul that is typically too cool
For school.

Russell gorbaty is such An amazing human.

by Russgorb August 8, 2022