Bum Knots

Pimples on your ass.

The dermatologist has to pop my bum knots

by Pot lid June 24, 2022

peter knot

When you pull your Peter "dick" out and hit her on the head so hard that it makes a knot.

Eww look at that Peter knot Susie has, it's the size of a mushroom tip

by Silent92 August 13, 2022

muted knots

Muted Knot is a nick name of some one who is damaged but very humble in difficult situation some says he’s higher connected with the spiritual world as well nothing like a god but have out of this world critical thinking skills

Dude a muted knot is something like a Undefeated thinker I wouldn’t play with that !!

A muted knots is a built in brain u can’t find another muted knot

by 1BandSpeaking August 31, 2022

Niggy knots

Mad niggerish corn rows.

I elected not to shave my head, but instead I rolled some niggy knots

by Crackasscracka September 12, 2022

Garlic knots

An person of Italian descent that has dreadlocks.

Person 1: What the hell happened to Mario’s hair?

Person 2: His Italian ass is sportin garlic knots cause he’s a fakin Jamaican!

by agotaras2000 November 2, 2022

Knotted Turd

An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.

Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.

I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.

by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022

Balloon knot squeak

The ancient art of spreading one's butt cheeks apart and touching anus's.

My friend Bill is right into yoga and shit, I heard he gave jenn the balloon knot squeak. It's when you lay ass to ass, and touch anus's

by Canadian not a cannotadian January 2, 2022