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Joel is a dude who is incredibly annoying and gay.
person 1: "u know joel?"
person 2: "oh yeah? the incredibly annoying gay dude?"
person 1: "yeah him!"
by tea_cup0 March 27, 2023
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Joel Jose

Usually around 6ft and has extremely strict indian parents, usually claims he gets a lot of attraction from females when he actually get 0. Is a decent friend to have but he usually caps way too much on random as things. He also get some pretty bad grades and looks below average. He also occasionally hits the gym and benches around 60 kgs. He also claims he has a very big penis when in real life its slightly below average.
Friend 1: Yo, u coming to the movies tonight we watching harry potter.
Friend 2: na im a Joel Jose i dident tell my parents 3 months ago.
by Dhyan_patel April 1, 2023
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Oh Joel

An expression used when a friend routinely and expectedly does something dumb, ridiculous, or embarrassing.
Look, he fell asleep in his ramen again. Oh Joel.
by ddogg13 January 26, 2023
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JOEL

Joel is love, Joel is life.
by Sonny!! October 9, 2023
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Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues
Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest
by Pannas & Rizz November 15, 2023
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Joel

an Absolute king, a real nigga who thugs it out, when theres a problem the world panics but not Joel not him for he, he composes himself he is him

Joel is such a laid back chill king everyone wants to be his friend extremely trustworthy with the softest, fluffiest and nicest hair you end ever lay your fingers on also he hits a new bench pr every time his back is on that luh bench
Is that Jole? Shiii of course i could notice that fluffy amazing smelling hair from miles away! Joel is so cool!
by Realest nword November 19, 2023
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Joel

i know where joel stays and will find him and kill him he has 5 seconds
look out your window joel
by iamcoming November 19, 2023
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