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Jones lag

Jones lag is the time it takes before the mainstream media confirms a conspiracy theory of Alex Jones.
After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.
by Cuijk 0485 April 26, 2020
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Pulling a Jones

When you know a secret but can't contain yourself and have to tell people.
When you play a prank on a work colleague by hiding his locker and act all innocent about knowing who did it or where it could be.
Then as soon as your back is turned someone can't help telling where the locker is hidden and end ups pulling a Jones
by Jojnny5 May 24, 2020
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gindiana jones

EWWWWWWWWWWW GROSE GET A ROOM
Gindiana Jones Sitting in a car are the naked yes they are the car goes bump bump they go hump hump there goes the baby in the town car.
by GoFuckYourself123 September 21, 2020
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Justice Jones

Some say he is a simp, some say he is weak, but this man is a good man. A good reliable friend. Justice plays basketball and is really good this man won't ever hurt a girl and is a good looking man. If you meet a Justice Jones befriend this man.
by MisterPayer September 21, 2020
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lola jones

Aidan Gallagher’s lover. She loves him so much :)
Christie: hey who’s that girl over there.
Catherine: oh that’s Lola jones, Aidan Gallagher’s lover 😎😎
by Dablord69420 October 21, 2020
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Christopher Jones

Of all the Welsh people, this one is the best. A Christopher Jones will be thoughtful, caring and loving to those close to him. He is strong and confident which makes the people around him feel safe. A key attribute of this species is the sense of humour and ability to make you laugh even when you are having a mental breakdown.

Often the Christopher Jones can found in its natural habitat of an airport or a plane owing to their phenomenal ability as a pilot. They tend to make excellent husbands unless they are exposed to poorly performing sports teams or biscuits when behaviour and/or mood will deteriorate.
Damn, wish I had got me a Christopher Jones; his wife is so happy and the luckiest person.
by CloRoJo November 23, 2021
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