hag gaggle

An entourage of gay men held by a straight woman (see fag hag)

Kathy Griffen can always be seen with her hag gaggle in tow.

by Izy the Queer Girl December 18, 2011

Hag Lobster

the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill

Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.

by wordqueens3 March 18, 2011

Fag Hag

An Old rotten looking female that smokes

"did ya see that one isabel she's a proper fag hag"

by TomotheBollix October 21, 2011

HAGS

Have a good stream.

Fed: "HAGS!"
Poki: "Thanks!"

by FOKI is just a meme November 13, 2018

hags chin

An old wrinkly hair ball sac

My mate has a right hags chin

by A sloppy toppy August 3, 2017

Sad Hag

Someone who thinks they have everything figured out. They have a vision of grandeur of themselves for unknown reasons. Someone who tells people that they don’t care but for some reason continue to intrude in to certain ppls life. Someone who tries to act as a leader but destroys all elements by their actions. Someone who doesn’t understand what they are dealing with.

The sad hag continued to hack an ex even though she “doesn’t care”. The sad hag takes kindness of families or future families as a weakness.

by Byegollum January 7, 2019

Money Hag

A teacher that cares more about money then the students well being.

Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018