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Fashion Health Spa

The act of sticking a finger into a man's ass while slowly
moving the other hand up and down the shaft of the man's penis.
John Travolta thought it would be fun if the spa attendant gave him a Fashion Health Spa.
by bigmacmuffin October 6, 2012
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Fashion Bi

A person who pretends to be, or at least tries to implies being, bisexual in order to get scene cred or otherwise be fashionable.
Maybe Rachel should try to hook up with Kimmie.

Kimmie? Are you kidding me? She isn't really into girls...just a total fashion bi.
by Doug Fo August 19, 2013
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Road Fashioned

The act of a passenger giving an old fashioned to the driver whilst driving a vehicle. An offshoot of road head, replacing the mouth with the hand.
"She gave him such a good road fashioned on the ride home that he hit a telephone pole."
by TDawwwwg August 26, 2013
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Fashion Infraction

The bluntest tool in the box that believes that he/she can get away with wearing a brightly-coloured patterned 70s all-in-one jump suit on a ski piste, whilst all around them decent human beings are getting on with their lives. Clearly these clueless spanners have misunderstood the meaning of re-living their pasts and have renounced any hope of future poon-pummelling by insisting on dressing like tits who should otherwise contribute to society by going home and change everything about your simple meaningless existence, including their wardrobe. Stop doing and start thinking, you cretins.
You have certainly found your place in society with a face like that whilst wearing that shit. Have you totally given up on life you fashion infraction?
by Captain Cackpipe September 10, 2011
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Fatal Fashion

Someone that is fashionably dressed but smells bad. Someone that wears the latest fashions but forgot about the hygiene clean.
Rick: Wow, did you see Erin's butt in that new skirt she has on today.

Bob: Yah, Just hope the wind doesn't shift while you're checkin her out. Fatal Fashion is her ammo.

Christina: Like that outfit the Peggy is wearing today.

Beth: That chick stinks, she is the epitome of a Fatal Fashion bomb.
by GB1558 September 27, 2011
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fashion kills

A rework & sustainable clothing bizz based around the idea that fashion DO BE KILLIN THO
Hey did you know that fashion kills, want to buy this My Little Pony rework hoodie?
by Fashion Kills November 23, 2021
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Fashion Nova

Known for their craziest f*cking sales, they will have you hooked with the latest trends. Wear their clothes and you'll probably break the internet!
The devil works hard but Fashion Nova works harder.
by NovaBabe2021 November 23, 2021
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