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Falcon Piss

Falcons are the fastest animal on the planet. When hunting, they reach speeds of 240 MPH. If a Falcon took a pee while hunting, the pee would be traveling faster than the Falcon.
Did you gets watch the Formula 1 races this weekend? The winner was faster than Falcon Piss!
by PacificNorthWesty February 15, 2026
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