facial foot fungus

type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.

ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.

John: rubs feet on candy face

candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*

by anonymous April 24, 2021

expired facial

when you wipe your face in a used cumin rag

i don’t wanna give my sun Jonny an expired facial when he sleeps in daddy’s bed

by double novo dong April 28, 2021

Pigskin Facial

When a girl receives a football in the face, usually by accident.

The Pigskin Facial was made famous by Sportscaster Pam Oliver in 2013.

"Man, that throw was a perfect spiral, she should have caught it with her hands, but instead she got a massive pigskin facial!"

Video example, see: Pam Oliver takes Chandler Harnish football to the face before Colts-Giants game

by Solpiercer August 21, 2013

walkin facial

a person who willingly walks around with cum on their face after recieving a facial before cleaning themselves up.

Girl: hi guys
Guy: well looks like someone is sporting the "walkin facial". Why not clean up first before leaving.
Girl: cuz I like how cumm feels on my face!

by Gaius Julius ceasar September 30, 2013

Facial Ineptitude

When an individidual, Male or Female, lacks characteristics in the facial region that are considered appealing.

Cher has a severe case of Facial Ineptitude.

by Mr. Dr. Sos June 17, 2012

salty facial

The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.

Dude! did you see that salty facial that Carmello Anthony just laid on LeBron James?!!!

by Cookie777 November 17, 2011

Missouri facial

When someone sits on someone else's fave and starts ripping ass

Mason "how did you get pink eye?"
Rain "oh I got a Missouri facial last night"

by Qwertyioppasdf January 22, 2024