fortnut diseases

when you play to much fortnut you get this diseases (fortnut disease) it is a form of cancer, Ebola, sigma and blue waffle. please call 911 as soon as possible if you have this. 1% chance of living.

i have fortnut diseases.

by Beeeeefreind September 24, 2018

Lumfow Disease

When someone doesn't like butt stuff

David was pressuring TJ for butt stuff, but David is an insensitive prick because TJ suffers from Lumfow Disease.

by 1ujiminuxjimout September 25, 2018

hawaiian disease

Lackanookie

His problem is he's got the hawaiian disease

by Daytona rick June 24, 2019

Meow Disease

A disease where you cant stop meowing. It is not contagious but there has been reports of it spreading.
Danger level: Medium

He has Meow Disease!

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 27, 2019

Zoink disease

When someone’s fingers have a large bump on the joint they are considered a zoink. They like to attack people and spread there disease. The Zoink disease can be fatal.

Sarah- “WATCH OUT THERE IS A ZOINK BEHIND YOU!”
Riley - “FUCK, RUN”
*riley never made it out alive*
Zoink disease - fatal disease spread by the zoinks

by rpetersen May 29, 2019

Fatty-Disease

Diabetic haters possess someone to fall off their bed.

Jaké fell off his bed because of Fatty-Disease

by JakeMacWord June 11, 2019

The Mia Disease

When you constantly fuck up on your grammar multiple times a day but try to play it off trying to prevent someone from noticing your failure, highly contagious and rather dangerous.

The Mia disease affected all the children of Discord and now they can't even spell things properly.

by Senor.Something August 9, 2019