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Crusting

"Crusting" is the act of making sourdough bread within your asshole.

Farting: If you fart well crusting, this acts as the seasoning/aroma. The poop particles create this seasoning, and the aroma is from the smell.
Clenching: Clenching and unclenching acts as mixing the sourdough starter kit.
Pooping: This either adds to the sourdough starter kit, or happens when you are ready to bake the sourdough bread. Make sure to have a container!
"Hey Tony, what have you been doing this weekend?"

"Oh y'know, crusting, I just got my second sourdough starter kit off of amazon!"

"Aw that's awesome! I can never seem to crust long enough to get a good loaf of bread."
by Jeremy Sourdough kit December 30, 2025
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Stuffed crust

A sexual act in which one "lets it crust" before anal sex.
Jacob: hey Brittany, wanna make some stuffed crust later?

Brittany: Jacob, thats disgusting, I'm trying to eat.
by Swiggityswonerr January 17, 2025
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What the crust

A slang expression originating from crusty and is similar to "WTF," but instead of expressing anger or offense, it conveys a sense of being weirded out, confused, or surprised. Used when something is bizarre, unexpected, surprising or just plain odd.
Example 1:

Alan: Yesterday I saw a man walking around in just panties
Mats: Yo, what the crust man.

Example 2:

Jason: Have you heard the news?
Luke: No, what now?
Jason: Apparently some guy was sent to jail for shaving his pubic hair in public.

Luke: What the crust!

Sentence:

What the crust is what the man wanted to say when he saw his offensive clothing.
by Carl Matsmark February 10, 2025
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The Crust

"I will stuff you all in the crust!"
by LunarDev February 23, 2025
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desert crust

Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.
We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.
by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024
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Boston Rust Crust

Hard, dried up jizz on the rim of the booty hole from the night before.
Girl... you gotta take a shower first! You got some Boston Rust Crust around your chocolate starfish from last night!
by RichTheRedn3ck August 13, 2024
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Cut off the crusts

Cutting off the crusts means, getting rid of the things you don't like in life or making a personal change to improve your life.

Cutting off the crusts of your sandwich because that's how you like it to improve it for you.
I don't like that tv show anymore
I'm gunna
"cut off the crusts"

Peter is so condescending, I'm gunna
"Cut off the crusts"

im not going to his party.
by BennyBum April 7, 2025
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