Cruise Control

Cruise Control is shity MIL

Cruise Control suck balls

by B7RLE December 31, 2022

Tom Cruise my way

To go through something or overcome something in a fancy yet physically challenging way.

Sadly I'm not going to join your for climbing , I've got a bit of a foot condition that does not allow me to Tom Cruise my way on the wall...

by parakeregreses July 12, 2023

cruising the plaza

A place toothless women went…if there husbands allowed.

Hey let’s go to the cruising the plaza and get some gummies.

by Bilhill July 21, 2023

cruising the plaza

A place toothless women went…if there husbands allowed.

Hey Joe let’s go cruising the plaza and get some gummies.

by Bilhill July 21, 2023

cruise director

When you're a working mom and you have to be sure that every kid gets to practice, gets their homework done, and goes to play dates with friends. Managing all of it makes you feel like an overworked cruise director.

I'm so exhausted all the time, but for other people. I feel like a cruise director getting everyone to where they need to be.

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 2, 2023

Cruise ship trash

Fat out of shape, white people on vacation sunburnt as hell covered in white pasty sunscreen, wearing tie-dyed shirts that are oversized that don’t fit them or has has a destination logo on them with baggy, swimsuits, and wearing Jesus sandals with socks that are soaking wet and disgusting and probably been clean properly in a week that probably stuffed their faces full of buffet and open bar for a week straight

Look cruise ship trash visiting the beautiful natural wonder

by werdokter April 13, 2024

critter cruising

Attempting to make inappropriate sexual advances towards a minor

Person 1: “Hey, did you see that guy hanging around the school gate during recess?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he seemed creepy. I think he might be planning on critter cruising. Should we tell the police?"

by Purplax May 9, 2024