What does he doobiehind closed doors?

A casting-doubt-on-da-person's-true-beliefs question dat you sarcastically ask regarding someone who vigorously/huffily denounces marijuana use.

If notorious "secretly-sipping" characters like da King in "Huckleberry Finn" and Gerald Strickland in "Back To the Future" had been decrying cannabis instead of alcohol, one might logically have asked, "What does he doobiehind closed doors?"

by QuacksO October 26, 2025

keep friends close and enemies closer

friends

keep friends close and enemies closer

by Ronnister October 27, 2025

Closed Community RolePlay

A small Roblox Genre, relatively underground, you usually Roleplay in these games and progress through it via events hosted by the ''Lore Team.''

To get into these types of games you typically have to get through a Wave event or pay via their Patreon and such.
Roblox CCRP games include: Crawfish, Desperation, and Birdcage.

''My friend recently got into a new Closed Community Roleplaying game.''

by Ink_Tasty October 27, 2025

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT is a PS2 style fps game made by joeveno. Cool fucking name

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT is making me rage so dang MUCH!!!!!

by HumorDeath November 19, 2025

Close the zippo

Shut your mouth

The way you confessed Jessica was hilarious!

-Close the zippo!

by HoTaKeDai January 6, 2026

Danger Close Coffee

In close air support, Artillery fire, naval gun fire and mortar support fires, it is the term included in the method for engagements of a call for fire, this term indicates that friendly forces are within close proximity of a target. A legal and addictive stimulant.

Coffee is cheaper than meth.

Danger close Coffee is cheaper than meth.

by D.C.C. November 23, 2021

Vegas Close

When you are on the street in Vegas and hotel looks close so you start walking and 20 minutes later you are only halfway there.

We're not walking to the Wynn it's Vegas close. Check your phone it's at least a 30 minute walk.

by Sndvl1999 January 20, 2025