May 5th

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

by Synder April 29, 2021

5th

A location in Spartanburg South Carolina

Im from the 5th

by Nawforeal May 5, 2021

5th law of thermodynamics

L's always attract to nigels.

the 5th law of thermodynamics dictates that if you have any friends that are named Nigel, they are 100% guaranteed to get L's

by jackwilliebob July 11, 2022

January 5th

they are as gay as people born on September 6th

did you hear that he's born on January 5th,he must be really gay

by Random person.com July 12, 2022

July 5th

National I met Maddie day.

I met a real life Smurf on July 5th, it’s now a holiday. You are asking why? Because I want it to be and I said so.

by An average youngster. July 25, 2022

August 5th

August 5th is fuck a femboy day! Fuck your favorite femboy and tell him you love him! 😏

Guy 1: Yo dude, it's fuck a femboy day on August 5th!

Femboy: I can't wait!

by asghjdjhajhw August 3, 2022

August 5th

National your crush has to say yes day go ask them they will say yes

It’d august 5th go ask your crush out they will say yes!

by Youwontguesswho August 4, 2022