November 1st

Slap your short friend day

Tall person: it’s November 1st!
Short person: ?-?
Tall person: -slaps-

by Idk tbh :) November 1, 2019

November 1st

National No-Nut Day. Hey, only slackers are gonna nut on the first day of NNN. Why not make a holiday out of it.

"It's November 1st. You know what that means. Let the balls be blue."

by dan_z_galliwag November 1, 2019

January 1st

National Jerk Off Day a day to jerk off.

“Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”

by LilGreenFry November 3, 2019

January 1st

National “start a year long relationship day” your crush has tos say Yes!

Person1: hey do you wana go out with me
Person2: hell no, your ugly
Person1: It’s January 1st
Person2: Shit
1 year later, person2: We’re done

by GlizzyGobler69420 December 3, 2020

August 1st

National Ellie day. Go hug your friend Ellie, she needs one.

Ellie: "Give me a hug"
Y/N: "No"
Ellie: "It's August 1st"
Y/N: "S**T"

by EternalEllie December 3, 2020

january 1st

simp for an anime character day

"hey, it's january 1st. pick an anime character to simp for."

by killuaswife December 22, 2020

January 1st

January 1st is national dttwt (dream team twitter) selfie day

Fan:hey! Its January 1st and dream posted something on twitter
Dttwt:FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

by Please i need a name December 24, 2020