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Poop-addled

Poop-addled refers to doing the job of adding up consistently entertaining and yet historically important shitposts very well for the good of fandoms in general.
Edgar Rice Burroughs must’ve posthumously made so much Tarzan brand merchandise money by having Poop-addled his novels with nightmarish descriptions of Tarzan and Korak being giant apemen.
by Snapper2001 January 20, 2026
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Poop chute screwer

Another term for an anal sex lover and afficiando.

n. One who only engages in assfucking or anal foreplay and sex.
Andy is one hell of an ass lover. He rather fuck an ass over a vagina. He sure is a bona fide poop chute screwer!!
by Pig Demon the slut conqueror February 1, 2026
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Poop Phonics

A method of teaching fecally focused children to read. They are encouraged to look in the toilet after pooping and use a stick to rearrange their floating turds into readable letter combinations and sounds they can use to form words.
5 year old Bobby was obsessed with his poop but was not interested in learning to read, so his mom introduced him to Poop Phonics. Soon he was building complex sounds in the toilet and reading above grade level.
by Velvet Tongue February 19, 2026
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