Pooping Out Shoestrings

To poop out thin stringy turds

"I was on the toilet for 10 minutes pooping out shoestrings"

by UltraBusGamePlayZ March 29, 2024

poop o'clock

when it done did poop'd at a certain time its your poop o'clock

Jon - hey whats your usual poop o'clock?
Sam - oh arround 23:00
Jon - nice to know

by maxnellson March 31, 2024

Poop O'clock

The time in which you usually take a poop.

jon - "hey whats your poop o'clock?"
sam - "oh its usually between 23:00 and 0:00"
jon - "nice to know"

by maxnellson March 31, 2024

poop maxing

When you mog your anus and clench it so the poop comes out super skinny.

A very difficult practice if you have constipation.

Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.

Bro I just poop maxed, my buttcheeks look like michaelangelo's.

Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.

Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.

by Kittypoopy March 31, 2024

Poop Bluetooth

That feeling of an impending poop coming.

Oh shoot, gotta get back to my dorm, my Poop Bluetooth is going off!

by Freddyboomboom January 18, 2026

Poop Cushion

The fart held inside one’s ass keeping a turd from advancing any further towards the asshole

I’m gonna need a toilet really soon because I just farted and lost my poop cushion and don’t want to shit my pants.

by Mel A Snow January 19, 2026

Poop-addled

Poop-addled refers to doing the job of adding up consistently entertaining and yet historically important shitposts very well for the good of fandoms in general.

Edgar Rice Burroughs must’ve posthumously made so much Tarzan brand merchandise money by having Poop-addled his novels with nightmarish descriptions of Tarzan and Korak being giant apemen.

by Snapper2001 January 20, 2026